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Thank you. Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our seasonal spectacular.

We're heading towards the end of another year, so it's time to spread some festive cheer.

The TSS gang is here to deliver as many great tidings as Burnley have suffered Premier League hideings.

We're giving out gifts to the soccer stars who cheer us up,

but not to the Grinch Don Garber who stole US Open Cup.

So join us, listener, as we go on this fantasy festive spree.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Let me introduce the other three.

First up, we've got a man who spent 2023, reproducing and loving Levikusin, Taylor Rockwell.

Hello. Hey, one of those things might feature on my list today. That is quite the way you

introduce me. I will take it. Wonderful stuff. Also joining us, Taylor, American Soccer's little helper

Joseph rocking around the Christmas XG Lowry. Nope, not doing Santa American Soccer's Little Helper, but the rest of it I liked quite a bit. These are always, this episode and the Thanksgiving show that we do are always some of my absolute favorites because it gives us a chance to go outside the box a little bit. And I have attempted to do just that with my Christmas gifts. So buckle up, folks. We're going to make this happen. Looking forward to that. Rounding out of pack, of course, the man who hates Christmas, but only because he can't triple screen live games on that particular day. Graham Scrooge Ruff and hello, Graham. Hello, Ryan Billy. You want to bet? I'm going to record a lot of matches just so that I can do that on Christmas Day.

Are you going to do the rhyming thing all the way through? You're going to Anthony Hopkins at Like in The Grinch all the way through this episode, because that was the kind of vibe I was getting. I think you'd be pretty good at that job back. Yes, Graham. I'm going to Anthony Hopkins, it liking the Grinch, just for you the whole way. Okay? He's the narrator in the Grinch, right?

And the Jim Carrey one?

It's Annie Hopkins. it liking the Grinch just for you the whole way. Okay? He's the narrator in the Grinch, right?

And the Jim Carrey one? It's Anthony Hopkins. I'm sure it is. I think I'm right here. Sounds right. I feel like if we did a show of hands of who has seen the Jim Carrey Grinch, I think we're getting one hand ring. Unfortunately, I've also seen it. It is a dreadful movie. it is a absolutely dreadful. We're off to a bad start here.

Scarley Hansen's in it as a child. Fun fact for you. No, it's not. It is a dreadful movie. It is a absolutely dreadful film. We're off to a bad start here.

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