TSFU’s 12 Faves of Christmas: Feisty Festivals Ep. 3 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Krampusnacht
That's So Fcked Up
Ashley Love Richards
4.5 • 541 Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Ash and Michelle kick off the season with a couple of wild December rituals! Krampusnacht, a European tradition where drunk men dress as Krampus aka "the Christmas devil", and chase children through the streets, whipping them with branches and sticks; and a Peruvian Christmas fight club called Takanakuy. Then the gals wrap things up with a Japanese springtime festival, Kanamara Matsuri, which revolves around worshipping giant steel phalluses!
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| 0:00.0 | Have yourself a merry little crampus knocked. |
| 0:05.6 | Hey, hey guys, welcome back. |
| 0:08.1 | Welcome back, welcome back. |
| 0:10.9 | Um, I'm, you know what, no, I'm not going to stop singing. |
| 0:13.9 | It tis the season. |
| 0:15.3 | And here we go again. |
| 0:16.5 | One, a two, one, two, three. |
| 0:18.4 | On the third year of the podcast, T.S.U gave to me a merry mix of winter festivity. |
| 0:27.1 | Happy six day of favesmith, y'all. |
| 0:29.9 | And welcome to the fourth season of That So Fucta Presents, another spinoff that I created to deep dive into whatever I was obsessing over at the time. |
| 0:38.6 | By this point, a few of you had very kindly and gently reached out to suggest that I might want to look into an ADHD diagnosis. |
| 0:46.4 | And I really can't begin to tell y'all how grateful I am that you did that. |
| 0:50.7 | So if you're still listening and you were one of those people back then and you're |
| 0:54.9 | still here, special shout out to you. Thank you so much. What's up? Hope you're having a great |
| 0:59.9 | holiday season. And go ahead and get those Christmas stretch lists out, guys. Check them twice |
| 1:06.3 | and enjoy this episode of Feisty Festivals from December 2020, where Michelle and I celebrate the season |
| 1:12.7 | with a Peruvian Christmas fight club and a mythical goat-like demon named Crampus. |
| 1:20.1 | So all year long, people build up their grievances and wait till Christmas to settle their scores. |
| 1:28.0 | Shut the fuck up. |
| 1:30.3 | It is Festivist Plus the Purge. |
| 1:32.6 | Yes. |
| 1:33.3 | Merry Christmas. |
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