TSFU’s 12 Faves of Christmas: Ep. 173 - Ho Ho Holy Loopholes
That's So Fcked Up
Ashley Love Richards
4.5 • 541 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
In this episode Ash and Kristen give you a little breather from the heavy topics we've had on deck recently! The gals talk about how the kids in different religions beat around the bush so Jesus doesn't see.
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| 0:00.0 | On the sixth year of the podcast, TSU gave to me sexy, sinful ingenuity. |
| 0:11.2 | Hey, everybody. |
| 0:14.5 | Well, we're wrapping up TSFU's 12 faves of Christmas with one of my favorite lighter episodes, sexy loopholes. |
| 0:23.2 | We've got religious gymnastics and creative sexual workarounds that would make Santa blush. |
| 0:29.5 | After months of heavy content, from Macaamy Manor to Natalia Grace to Bam and Lima and |
| 0:35.1 | Amanda Rapp, Kristen and I desperately needed a break, and this episode |
| 0:39.1 | was a perfect palate cleanser. I also want to give a huge shout out to Kristen and Aaron for |
| 0:45.0 | carrying so much of the research and hosting load this year while I've been in a state of transition. |
| 0:50.3 | 2025 has been an absolute roller coaster, filled with a lot of personal and worldwide, heartache, confusion, and change. |
| 0:59.4 | If you want to hear what was going on during my five-month hiatus from the main feed, |
| 1:03.9 | check out our Patreon at patreon.com slash TSFU. |
| 1:08.0 | I really hope this 12-episode dose of nostalgia has brought you some comfort during what can be a very hectic and stressful season. |
| 1:16.0 | Putting this together did wonders from my own mental health, re-listening to stories that I already love, laughing along, getting creative with the holiday themed titles and intro jingles and reminding myself and hopefully all of you |
| 1:29.0 | why I love this show so much while really reigniting my passion for the podcast. Thank you again for |
| 1:36.0 | taking this holiday stroll through TSFU Memory Lane with me over the last 12 days and for |
| 1:41.4 | supporting the podcast for the past five and a half years. And here's to |
| 1:45.9 | five and a half more. I can't wait to see what the future holds and I hope to see you there. Have a |
| 1:51.2 | great holiday and a happy and safe new year. And enjoy this ridiculous, hilarious, and festive |
| 1:58.0 | finale. Wink, wink. |
| 2:08.0 | So that's what's weird about this one, you guys, |
| 2:09.5 | is you have to have a friend there because they jump on the bed. |
| 2:11.0 | Because if you're making the sex happen, |
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