TSFU’s 12 Faves of Christmas: Ash Learns the Bible Ep. 7 - O Come, Let Us Adore Them
That's So Fcked Up
Ashley Love Richards
4.5 • 541 Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Merry Christmas Cultlings! Or Happy Honda Days, Merry Chrysler, or whatever your jam is! This is our gift to you, ANOTHER PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode!
Did y'all know that Christmas isn't JUST about presents and lights and decorations? It's actually kind of mainly about this dude named Jesus. In this special holiday episode, Ash takes a stab at telling the story of Christ's birth and Kristal steps in to make it factual. We've got a 100 plus year old woman giving birth, and justice for Elizabeth, Zechariah and John the Baptist. Ash and Kristal start the St. John the Baptist fan club with a few hashtags and t-shirts to come, SAY HIS NAME!
And Ash shares her favorite Christian rock song with us at the end, if you've got gonorrhea on Valentine's Day or Christmas... "Why Don't You Look Into Jesus?"?!
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-Research and storytelling by Kristal Adams.
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| 0:00.0 | On the fourth year of the podcast, T.S. You gave to me a chaotic scene in a nativity. |
| 0:10.9 | Happy ho, ho, ho, holidays, coltlings, and welcome to the ninth day of Favesmas. Christmas is just a few days away, and today we've got another installment of Ash Learns |
| 0:23.1 | the Bible, this time with Crystal and Ryan at the helm with me. In this holiday themed doozy, |
| 0:28.8 | instead of one of my co-hosts with actual biblical knowledge telling the story, we reversed roles |
| 0:34.6 | and I got to take a stab at telling them about the birth of our boy, JC. |
| 0:40.1 | Honestly, it was pretty hard picking just two of the Bible episodes because all 25 of them |
| 0:46.6 | have really been my favorite. |
| 0:48.4 | To hear all of them, plus early access to regular content and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, |
| 0:56.6 | visit us at patreon.com slash TSFU to make your holiday season and mine a little brighter. |
| 1:05.9 | So then the angel is this. |
| 1:08.8 | I don't know. |
| 1:09.3 | My interpretation was always there's a higher standard because you're a priest. |
| 1:13.2 | I understand like some little girl who's like 14, |
| 1:16.7 | who has never had sex before. |
| 1:18.0 | I understand her being a little bit, like, huh? |
| 1:20.1 | But like you, you know, you're supposed to be about this life. |
| 1:25.1 | Everybody's talking all this stuff about him. |
| 1:28.7 | Why don't they just let God live? |
| 1:31.5 | Tell me why. |
| 1:33.5 | He don't need permission, makes his own decisions. |
| 1:38.0 | That's God's prerogative. |
| 1:40.2 | That's God's prerogative. when we went to When we went to Milan, we went on a Sunday, and there was church happening while we were there. |
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