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So that's what's weird about this one, you guys, is you have to have a friend there because they jump on the bed. Because if you're making the sex happen, it's... You can't do that. No. You can't do that. No. That is against the rules. But if you just happen to have, oh shit, I fell into your vagina.

Oh, no. And then your friend, oh, hey, I'm just going to jump on the bed real quick. What?

That is so fucked up. It's fucked up. So fucked up. It is just so damn fucked up. It is just so damn

fucked up. That damn fucked up.

That's fucked up.

What is that?

That's McDonald's, yeah?

Yeah.

I think I'll probably want a Big Mac because I haven't seen a McDonald's commercial in a long time. And that just randomly popped into my head. Well, it's pretty catchy and it's been there for a while. So I did have McDonald's the other day. I had some fries. Oh, they were delicious. Their fries are the best. They just are. I don't know what it is because I don't think it's actually potatoes, but whatever it is. The potato product. Maybe a potato compound or something. A potato product, yeah. It's just a potato product. A potato flake, maybe, I don't know. Yeah. Well, instead of the McDonald's theme song, today I'm going to get some other earworms for you. You know what an earworm is? Yeah, a tune you can't get out of your head. It sure is. Mm-hmm. So today, we're going to have some earworms about some sexy loopholes.

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