Well, there is a lot to unpack, shall I use that word then?

I think let's start with the basics. You do like that word?

I do like that word. I mean, here's the basic thing. There isn't a first European cup for

Inter in almost 40 years. There isn't a treble for Inter, and as you say,

Barcelona has denied a European cup when they are the best team in Europe.

They are the best team in Europe. I think there's another way of looking at this.

What would have happened without the Icelandic Volcano of the imprenousness?

Yes, of course.

Because, of course, this party happens, because Barcelona go on a, what is it,

18-hour coach journey to Milan, where, by the way, they are robbed.

There are two or three robbed decisions in that in that game, weren't they?

Yeah. And they are robbed in this game, and in a way,

I'm quite glad that this question has been posed, because the narrative of this game,

which Marino has expertly manipulated, is of, we were down to 10 men,

and so he gets cheated, and all the rest of it.

Hang on a minute. If there's a scandalous decision in this game,

it's Barcelona not going through.

So we're saying here, the Icelandic Volcano erupting.

That's where we're landing.

Yeah, do you think the Icelandic Volcano has sliding doors on the top of it?

Well, I'd like the layer of some sort of sinister supergillian.

Exactly.

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