Trying All The Rollie Tube Foods at 7-Eleven
A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich
Mythical
4.7 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This, this, this, this is mythical. |
| 0:04.0 | Today we deep dive into a rare world cuisine that is hotly contested, wildly debated, and forever controversial. |
| 0:13.0 | Aren't we just eating foods off the 7-Eleven roller machine? |
| 0:16.0 | You're gosh dang right we are. |
| 0:19.0 | This is a hot dog is a sandwich. |
| 0:22.2 | Ketchup is a smoothie. |
| 0:23.2 | Yeah, I put ice in my cereal, so what? |
| 0:25.0 | That makes no sense. |
| 0:26.5 | A hot dog is a sandwich. |
| 0:27.3 | A hot dog is a sandwich. |
| 0:30.0 | What? |
| 0:31.7 | Welcome to A Hot Dog is a Sandwich, the show where we take pauses in between words that only happen during |
| 0:39.3 | podcasting for some reason. |
| 0:41.2 | Who are you emulating? |
| 0:42.7 | Because I don't listen to NPR very much. |
| 0:44.1 | I read NPR. |
| 0:44.8 | I don't listen to NPR. |
| 0:45.9 | I am emulating perhaps the greatest podcaster of all time. |
| 0:50.4 | Ira Glass. |
| 0:51.8 | Before podcasting, it was even called podcast. |
| 0:53.8 | Can I tell you something that somebody told me at South by Southwest? I can't stop talking about it. No problem. Yesterday and I still smelled like barbecue. And also, what? Give me a hint. I don't, I don't, that's weird. You don't, oh, actually, there's a hint of, like, hickory sweet smoke off of your fingers. It kind of is. It's crazy. |
| 1:11.6 | I don't know, man. |
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