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Who Sucks Less!

Hey, time for Who Sucks Less, Steven.

Through a hole you bring us three stories

in the news each and every week.

They all suck.

It's up to us to determine out of the three stories,

which one sucks the least.

Now, if you have to follow KISW on Facebook,

Twitter, and Instagram,

the debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less. Yes, indeed, and if you have to follow KISW on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, the debate is already

underway on Who Sucks Less?

Yes, indeed.

And if you are a regular listener to this program, you might recognize all three of these

stories as our very own Mike Hawk has covered them.

You sick, salacious, son of a bitch.

But let's get started.

This one, I believe, from earlier this week, where a man stole 67 pieces of underwear from washing lines, used them to pleasure himself, and then hung them on his

quote, masturbation tree. 27-year-old office chung-do, something or other, he was arrested after

a driver passing by discovered a bizarre tree in the woods near his home in central Thailand.

Now, he reportedly told police that when he was drunk, he would help himself to underwear belonging to women, men, the elderly, even children.

A police officer there said, quote, the suspect would sniff the private garments while masturbating and then would discard them once the odor of the

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