meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Minion Death Cult

Try That In A Small Town (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Today Alex describes his geriatric physical therapy routine

ALSO: we listen to the corny, godawful, morose “Try That In A Small Town” and document viral misinformation surrounding the song

And lastly, we visit one of the most cursed profiles on instagram, a man utterly abasing himself for a handful of likes.

Sign up at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for bonus episodes

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This one's called Death Chat 500.

0:02.0

This one's called Death Chat 500. Definitely not the song I thought it was.

0:21.6

Already awful. Already so and so. definitely not the song i thought it was already awful already so insufferable like what

0:43.9

would you even call this like a like a ballad like what's the what's the vibe of this fucking

0:51.1

song okay so they're all, the music video is,

0:54.1

um,

0:55.7

playing in front of a courthouse with the American flag over it.

0:58.9

It's where a while superimposed images of the BLM uprising and George Floyd protests,

1:04.6

uh, particularly the violent parts and, uh, the,

1:09.4

the arsonist parts. Yeah, you see what this song is about now yeah

1:15.9

um yeah try be hey BLM come try that over here again just like uh a conservative booroom

1:25.8

basically please please come here and give me an excuse to kill you

1:28.6

please try that in my small town where there are no black people

1:33.4

exactly try that in a small town where you guys don't live and wouldn't want to protest

1:38.6

because it wouldn't make sense also in this like fantasy this fantasy small town where black

1:43.8

people don't exist

1:47.6

well there are some i mean but it's like yeah okay so let's let's get into the uh

1:55.9

let's get into this some more here i think the guitarist is playing

2:04.7

Mark Tramante's signature

2:06.3

Ibanez

2:07.0

I feel like you can't be like a big

2:10.3

big

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Alexander Edward, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Alexander Edward and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.