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🗓️ 24 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | I had a dream that I was tweezing my eyebrows. |
| 0:02.7 | And then a friend asked me to drive them somewhere. |
| 0:04.8 | And as we were getting ready to go, there was this bug. And it was like a really big, wide bug that looked like a playing mantis. But then it would, as a defense mechanism, have needles come out that were like this long. And everywhere. And you get pricked and we're like, oh my God. And then my cats came in. And I was like, okay, it won't do that in front of the cat. |
| 0:21.1 | Are we in the car? |
| 0:21.9 | No, we're not in the car. |
| 0:22.6 | Okay. |
| 0:23.3 | No, we're not in the car. |
| 0:23.9 | No, we're not. |
| 0:24.0 | So I thought we that in the car |
| 0:21.8 | no we're not in the car no we're not in the car i also thought we were in the car was asking olivia on our cast was asking me to drive her somewhere i was about to get my car the bug is there and the cats come in and the needles go away i was like oh so it's scared of the cats okay cool but then it starts turning into a cat and growing in size and became a cat. |
| 0:38.3 | And I was like, no, no, no. |
| 0:40.3 | And then the cat started turning into a child and shouting gibberish at me and then I start |
| 0:46.7 | filming it because I'm trying to get in the dream. |
| 0:51.3 | I'm filming this now child that's yelling and like not like, I think it's because I'm like, my mind, I'm like, oh, it's a bug. It doesn't know English. So it can't speak at me. So I'm filming this little child going, you can't speak. You're like holding up cards trying to speak to the end. Because then like the spike problem went away when it transformed into a cat. Right. |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah, they went away. |
| 1:12.6 | It just turned into a gray and white cat. Now you just have a kid. And now I have a kid and I'm like filming it saying you can't speak English. Like what's happening? Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. And we're joined. We heard a true story recently about someone who was accosted by a bug that turned to do a cat. |
| 1:31.7 | We're laughing through the pain, but it's... |
| 1:33.9 | From being able to take their friend somewhere. |
| 1:37.9 | They were taking you somewhere? |
| 1:39.5 | I was going to take them somewhere. |
| 1:40.5 | That was my first time I ever woke myself up with a scream. |
| 1:44.0 | Courtney Miller, everybody. So that was really hard. That is really hard. Winging up with the |
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