Try Harder with Matteo Lane
Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
iHeartPodcasts
4.3 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2023
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Comic Matteo Lane joins Chelsea in NYC to talk about his love of ghost hunters, why he never wants to graduate from comedy, and the absolute worst thing you can do to a lasagna. Then: A dinner party disaster causes a rift in a friendship. A gay man struggles to enjoy the backdoor. And a newlywed agonizes over her mother-in-law’s drunken antics - which ruined her wedding.
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Executive Producer Nick Stumpf
Produced by Catherine Law
Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert
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| 0:43.0 | I'm Munga Shatekler, and it turns out astrology is way more widespread than any of us want to believe. |
| 0:49.0 | You can find it in Major League Baseball, International Banks, K-pop groups, even the White House. |
| 0:54.0 | But just when I thought I had a handle on this subject, something completely unbelievable happened to me, and my whole view on astrology changed. |
| 1:02.0 | Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, give me a few minutes, because I think your ideas are about to change too. |
| 1:07.0 | Listen to Skyline Drive on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:14.0 | Truth is stranger than fiction, and reality TV stars know this better than anyone, but what you may not know about them, or even believe, |
| 1:23.0 | is actually criminal behavior. |
| 1:26.0 | I'm Kaelin Miller-Keeze, and on my new podcast True Crime Reality, I will be joined by reality TV stars as they dive deep into the details of the crime they have a direct connection to. |
| 1:36.0 | Listen to True Crime Reality on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:44.0 | Oh, Happy New Year, everybody! It's 2023! Happy 2023! Yeah. Whoever thought we'd make it this far. Oh my god, I did. I did. I'm so excited about 2023. Only because of my exterior and astrologers. |
| 1:59.0 | What are you looking forward to? Oh, just life, you know. All of the things. What are you looking forward to in 2023, Catherine? |
| 2:07.0 | Oh, I am looking forward to doing a lot of hiking this year. I'm very excited. We just moved. We're right at the base of the mountains, and I'm ready to get after it. |
| 2:16.0 | Wow, hiking. Good for you, Catherine. I am not looking forward to hiking this year. That is not something that I am thinking about at all. So I'm glad that you brought that up. |
| 2:25.0 | You like to go downhill, very fast on speed. Yeah, exactly. That's right. I like to go downhill. That's what I've discovered about myself. |
| 2:33.0 | But speaking of it, you've been in Whistler, which is your happy place. Yes, yes, I am. But I'm home now, because I have to come home to do some press for my special revolution, which is out on Netflix. |
| 2:45.0 | Yeah. And I'm doing press for that. And then I'm hosting the Critics Choice Awards next week. So I'm here in town for a while. I had to leave my happy place, which I'm not normally accustomed to doing in the winter time. I like to go for winter. But, you know, that's okay. |
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