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Dear Chelsea

Try Harder with Matteo Lane

Dear Chelsea

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.43.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2023

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

Comic Matteo Lane joins Chelsea in NYC to talk about his love of ghost hunters, why he never wants to graduate from comedy, and the absolute worst thing you can do to a lasagna. Then: A dinner party disaster causes a rift in a friendship. A gay man struggles to enjoy the backdoor. And a newlywed agonizes over her mother-in-law’s drunken antics - which ruined her wedding.

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Check out Matteo’s new Advice Special here.

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Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at [email protected]

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Executive Producer Nick Stumpf

Produced by Catherine Law

Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert

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0:00.0

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0:03.9

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0:08.7

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0:31.4

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0:37.6

drinkcarma.com slash Chelsea. I'm Munga Shatekler, and it turns out astrology is way more widespread

0:45.7

than any of us want to believe. You can find it in major league baseball, international banks,

0:50.4

K-pop groups, even the White House. But just what I thought I had a handle on this subject?

0:55.2

Something completely unbelievable happened to me, and my whole view on astrology changed.

1:00.4

Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, give me a few minutes because I think your ideas are about

1:05.0

to change too. Listen to Skyline Drive on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your

1:10.9

podcasts. Truth is stranger than fiction, and reality TV stars know this better than anyone,

1:19.2

but what you may not know about them, or even believe, is actually criminal behavior.

1:24.6

I'm Kaelin Miller-Kees, and on my new podcast True Crime Reality, I will be joined by reality

1:29.5

TV stars as they dive deep into the details of the crime they have a direct connection to.

1:35.1

Listen to True Crime Reality on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:44.1

Oh, Happy New Year, everybody! It's 2023! Happy 2023! Yeah, whoever thought we'd make it

1:50.4

this far, oh my god, I did, I did, I'm so excited about 2023. Only because of my exterior

1:55.5

and astrologers. What are you looking forward to? Oh, just life, you know, all of the things.

2:03.0

What are you looking forward to in 2023, Catherine? Ooh, I am looking forward to doing a lot of

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