Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Lightweights podcast.

Today's guest needs no introduction.

I see he's a close friend and former lover, Matthew King.

What up, what up?

It is an honor, Joe.

Thank you so much for having me.

First time in the house.

At first time on Lightweights, you know I always thought

that something was wrong in our friendship,

and I don't say that truly and meanly or anything like that,

but we do mukbangs all the time.

And I see that you've had tons of our friends on this podcast,

and I always see clips from it, and I'm like,

who hasn't asked me, but I'm not going to put it on you

to ask me to come on Lightweights.

Is that a weird thing that when you see all of your other friends

doing something, but that one person's not asking you to do it?

Yes, yes, it is very weird, but you know what?

I understand and respect whatever it is they're going through.

Have you ever felt like that with me?

Did I ever exclude you on anything?

No, but I do see the similar situation,

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