Trust The Plan? | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #135

The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Roseanne Barr

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Roseanne Barr Podcast, Roseanne and Jake try to make sense of a world that feels one bad tweet away from World War III — while somehow still believing peace might actually be around the corner.

From "trust the plan" energy to media panic and nonstop doomscrolling, the two talk about why they have a weirdly hopeful feeling that all this chaos with Iran could eventually push the world toward something better. Or at the very least… force everybody to calm down for five minutes.

It's a funny, unfiltered conversation about fear, propaganda, spiritual survival, and why regular people everywhere are probably a lot more alike than the psychopaths running the headlines. Roseanne and Jake discuss faith, human nature, and the possibility that humanity may finally be too exhausted for another endless war.

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0:00.0	Greetings, earthlings, and what have you.
0:04.0	Pink hairs, obese, every color, kind, and height, weight,
0:13.0	some with no limbs, I don't know what they got, some with more and four, two-headed.
0:20.0	I've seen a lot of things on the Internet.
0:23.1	You're all included on today's show.
0:26.6	Not just humans either.
0:28.5	Animals and their spirits, far, far more advanced than humanity in so many ways,
0:34.3	in that they do try to stay alive, unlike humans.
0:40.3	And they don't need a load of bullshit to talk about day in and day out to feel any kind of joy in living so they're far more
0:49.0	advanced in humans and uh you know we're going to try to straighten some shit out i'm sick of every fucking thing
0:58.2	welcome the rosan bar bodk podcast what the fuck podcast podcast because you're hot bodod oh yeah
1:05.3	podcast oh you see my patience is growing fin hello here we are at the Real Zanbar podcast with my son, the fabulous and
1:18.1	and incomparable, only one of a kind, Sir James Michael Pentland.
1:27.2	Thank you. Such a lovely introduction. I'm excited for today. You chose your own name Jake when you're about five, right? I did. I thought James sounded too old. I was so afraid everyone will call you Jimmy. Yeah. So I was so glad that you got Jake. Jimmy's a horrible name. I'm glad you, and you always told me if anyone ever called me Jimmy to hit him.
1:46.8	Oh, I hated the name Jimmy from, you know,
1:49.2	because Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
1:52.5	Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
1:54.8	My master's gone away.
1:57.1	That's one of the childhood songs I learned in Utah
2:00.1	because everyone come up there from Missouri. And the children. way. That's one of the childhood songs I learned in Utah. Yeah.
2:03.5	Because everyone come up there from Missouri.
2:07.0	And the children still sang slave songs.
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