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God damn it right now breaking news Chinese Cindy Yang

All right Cindy take it easy Miami Harold is investigating how US president Trump has become a favorite target of little known Chinese industry peddling access to the rich and powerful at the center of this Trump tourism is

Cindy Yang former Asian days by maybe or maybe not blue or Robert Kraft not just kidding folks I throw that it who sold access to Mar-Lago and the White House

raise the concerns about national security the bitches in deep those Chinese I'll tell you know you don't believe in stereotypes but they are slippery motherfuckers are they not yes that's their reputation you can't trust them I find that racist but I actually find it true too so

this little bit of truth in racism it all starts with the kernel of truth does it not a federal prosecutor you didn't quote money that you didn't get a top Yang

the Chinese woman arrested trying to enter Trump's private Mar-Lago club in Palm Beach, Lysed to everyone she encounters and set a search of her hotel room uncovered more than eight grand in cash that's a lot of hand jobs as well as a signal detector device used to reveal hidden cameras also uncovered that yeah that's not too slippery is that her you slippery motherfuckers let me tell you my call is a way too starched oh that's racist

also uncovered in the search $7500 in US $100 bills and 63 no six hundred and 63 dolls in Chinese currency that's not too fucking suspicious in addition to nine USB drives five SIM cards and other electronics according to federal prosecutor Rolando Garcia signal detectors

a portable devices that can detect radio waves magnetic fields and hidden camera equipment I use those when I you know when comedy centrosi become on a liberal show I have those are my pocket

prosecute as the treating the case like malaria as national security matter and in another as a national security matter an FBI counterintelligence squad is investigating so this is familiar with the inquiry

zang gave conflicting accounts of why she came to a Mar-Lago on March 30th at one point saying she had been invited to attend a social event

according to an affidavit filed by US security agent

but she was found to be carrying several electronic devices which a lot of Chinese stores still let's be honest including a

thumb drive containing malicious malware excuse me bitch Mauritius malware how racist is that that is so racist Nick you should be you should be on the Fox News Network this so shut it shut it

malware she's carrying malware you know who said that the secret servers that racist visions among federal investigators already probing possible Chinese intelligence operations in South

that she could be engaged in espionage the preliminary analysis of her phones found some duck sauce on it and a piece of

boneless bear is it the preliminary analysis of her phone shows she was not there for an event at Mar-Lago

Garcia said that the federal prosecutor he wouldn't lie his name's Garcia

but zang or you want to call her city yang's public defender Robert Eveler

presented evidence that zang and in fact pay for travel package that would include a visit to Mar-Lago

a fact that could weaken the government's allegations that's bullshit that's gonna overpower the

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