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I haven't done a weekend update in a long time.

I don't know what happened.

I just wasn't doing a lot during the weekends.

You know, getting back out of the past year in government,

it was a lot going on,

how to get the show back, rocking and rolling again.

So it wasn't a lot of time to do anything other than work in the weekend.

So I got to kind of chill a little bit this weekend.

And I got a cool weekend up there for this story.

This is so like something only I think I would do that happened this weekend.

You're going to, I don't even know like how we wound up in this situation.

But we did.

It's kind of funny.

And just a quick warning for you, too, in the beginning of the show, while we got most of you here, if you're watching on the man, please, if someone reaches out to you on email from like a hotmail

address or gmail or anything telling you they're me or WhatsApp telling you to me it's not me

listen to me it's not me my former colleagues gave me what's called a dtw duty to warn call

there's some bad actors that are using my name to reach out to people and scam them out of money, try to get information from them, all kinds of. It's not me. It is not me. Do not respond. I can't say this enough. Some guy on Twitter responded to me as morning. I can't believe I got scammed that I did not reach out to you. I don't know.

It's not me. I promise you it is not me. Everybody cool. Do not respond to any solicitations from anyone claiming to be me because it's not me. I got a crazy weekend update. I'll get to

you in the second. Big show day. Let's not become Europe, folks second big show day let's not become europe folks

please please let's not become europe europe is decaying europe the uk are decaying into a civil rights

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