Trump will Control Tik Tok

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🗓️ 26 September 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie for a wild FU Friday on the Opie Radio podcast, live from NYC at sunrise! This episode dives into the hilarious escalator conspiracy surrounding Trump at the UN, his takeover of TikTok, and why gas prices and healthcare still suck. Opie shares a laugh-out-loud rant about the chaos of apple picking, reminisces about caddying for mafia guys, and gets personal with a proud dad moment about his daughter’s volleyball victory. From government shutdown threats to debunking Charlie Kirk conspiracies, it’s a rollercoaster of rants, laughs, and real talk. Tune in for Opie’s unfiltered take on it all!

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1:04.8	As the sun comes up behind me there here in New York City, my God, we got breaking news right off the bat. Donald J. Trump has ordered a full investigation into the Epstein files. Finally. Oh, wait. I read that wrong. He's actually has ordered a full investigation into the escalator that stopped at the UN.
1:31.9	I got that wrong.
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