Oh, welcome to all things internet. I'm your host Rachel Bounder. This is a show we talk about things we see on the internet that usually have to do with the internet, but we don't fact check or research most of the things.

I am here with my co-host with a cutie little smile on our cute little pigtail. Say hi mom. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you?

I am fan-freaking-tastic. I'm so productive this week. I have both of my videos for next week already filmed. I'm recording the podcast a day earlier. I'm set tomorrow. I just have to do my cameos and edit of log and it's like my week is pretty much clean and clear except for random cameos and vlogging.

What about a boot of bang?

A boot of bang.

Alright, do you want to hit us with the holidays of the weeks?

Yes, I do. Today is watermelon day. I don't like watermelon. I don't either, but wait.

What do you from people who do? I thought you did like watermelon.

No, I do not like the consistency of it. It's like, ugh, this is strange. Chockey? It's chocolate. You're who I got it from?

Yeah, I do not like watermelon. I can't stand it. I buy it. I buy it for the green kid.

Here's my thing. It's diluted juice. Chockey diluted juice. Chockey diluted juice.

Isn't it too chalky? Is that the word? No, it's gritty. Gritty the word. Gritty the word. Gritty the word.

You know what I love though? Is watermelon flavored things?

Yes. Give me one of those sucky things. It's what it's called.

It's a mature. Yes, because it's a condensed flavor. And the watermelon itself is a watered down gritty flavor.

Yeah. So give me a watermelon flavored anything.

It's not some grad. National grad me some nuts day.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, mom. Cashew. In a program.

We have a sponsor today, mom. And a special guest. Wait. So people keep listening.

We do have a special guest coming up to play a game with us. And it's not my father. Nope.

It's a special special guest never before on the podcast. Never before. Okay.

Okay. Two days. Chocolate chip day. Oh, please tell me you're going to make yourself some chocolate chip cookies.

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