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The Trawl

Trump vs Pope, AI Jesus & What the Melania?!

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

News, Politics, Government

4.7867 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This Trawl begins, as you do, with Melania Trump making a deeply strange, entirely unprompted statement insisting she has “nothing to do with Epstein”, a denial so out of nowhere it immediately raises more questions than it answers.


And somehow, that’s just the start.


Because this week also brings Donald Trump recasting himself as Jesus in a social media post that’s as revealing as it is absurd, while the Pope steps into the global conversation - a reminder of how power, influence and image still intersect on the world stage.


Meanwhile, in Lebanon, the situation continues to deteriorate with escalating violence and humanitarian consequences that should be leading the news, but aren’t.

From surreal distractions to stories of real-world consequence, Jemma and Marina track what gets amplified, what gets ignored, and why.


Because when the headlines veer from messianic self-posting to pre-emptive denials, it’s worth asking what we’re not being made to look at.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's supposed to be me as a doctor making people better.

0:03.2

And I do make people better.

0:04.5

I make people a lot better.

0:18.5

Hello and welcome to the trawl, where we scrape the internet for the best and worst takes of the binfire that is UK and global news and politics.

0:27.8

I'm Gemma Forte.

0:29.0

And I'm Marina Perkinson.

0:30.2

That's exactly what we do.

0:32.0

Here is one of the worst takes from CNBC.

0:35.5

This deadline that President Trump has sat at 8 p.m. has threatened to destroy

0:39.4

a civilization. How does an investor

0:41.3

process that? Is it a bigger upside risk

0:43.6

or downside risk?

0:48.5

Capitalism,

0:49.5

unfettered.

0:50.8

Capitalism.

0:53.0

Oh my God. what a week.

0:55.4

It's never-ending trawlers as well.

0:57.8

And I don't know how you're all coping, Marina,

0:59.7

being sort of in the office.

1:01.4

And actually for the office workers,

1:04.4

do you ever like get a team's call coming in?

1:06.5

And you're just saying, not today.

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