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Vladimir Putin is sending drones over Poland. Benjamin Netanyahu is bombing Doha, Qatar.

And you might remember Qatar is the country that gave Kanks the private plane that we, the taxpayers,

are going to spend a billion dollars to retrofit so that then he can take it when he leaves the White House.

So you would think that with all of these geopolitical

aggressions happening, the once superpower, the United States of America, you would think that

Canks, aka convicted felon, Donald Trump, Lil Marco, and alcoholic Pete Heggseth would be in the

situation room?

No.

Much to my surprise, they are grandstanding this trifecta of abject stupidity.

Tweedle D., Tweedle D.

Tweedle D. D.D. D.D. D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.

.C. doing performative politics while the United States of America is getting

dog-walked by war criminals, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Vladimir Putin. And here's what Canks

is out talking about while all of these provocations are happening on the global stage. Play the

clip.

It's not my signature.

And it's not the way I speak.

And anybody that's covered me for a long time, no, that's not my language.

It's nonsense.

And frankly, you're wasting your time.

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