Happy Saturday and welcome to an all new episode of Trump trolls Trump.

You know, the show where someone with a certain last name mercilessly, relentlessly,

and absolutely, legitimately, ridicules and mocks,

another person who just happens to have the audacity to use my name.

Anyway, I, as always, will leave it to you to decide who is who. It has now been, for those counting, 208 days since America entered its Renaissance period.

Yes, the true golden age is in full swing. Evidence of this is everywhere.

We are so tired of winning that I can barely get out of bed in the morning. I imagine you too

are tired of winning. Yes, we are taking a look back at week 29.

And to celebrate that fact, does anybody remember baby JD Vance?

There was a meme in which Vance was portrayed as a very round-looking baby.

And to be honest with you, the first time I saw it,

I thought it was just a picture of him.

But apparently, it was supposed to be him as a round infant,

and he hated it.

And to make life even better,

baby J.D. Vance, the meme, is back.

Recently, the vice president, because sadly that's what J.D. Vance, the meme, is back. Recently, the vice president, because sadly, that's what J.D. Vance is, took his seventh vacation since assuming office in January. Yes, his seventh vacation. How many of you have ever had seven vacations in eight months? How many of you have ever had seven vacations at all?

For this one, because, you know, said the seventh vacation in the same year is a big milestone,

he took his family to England. But things didn't go as planned. As you may remember,

wherever Vance goes, he gets booed.

He can go to Iceland and get booed by polar bears and moose and puffins for God's sakes.

He also gets protested and sometimes he gets outright boycotted.

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