Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Trump Trolls Trump, you know, the show where a certain someone with a particular last name mercilessly, relentlessly, and quite frankly, justifiably mocks another person with the very same last name. I'm sure that's pure coincidence. But also, I, as always,

will trust you to decide who is who. We have now reached day 201, which I have to tell you,

that is a lot of days to be subsisting during the Trump regime. And everything is absolutely

fantastic. All we need to do in order to know that

is listen to Donald. I mean, honestly, the country, America just looks younger. It has a spring

in its step, which you would expect in a nation that is experiencing such a golden age.

In fact, I think it's safe to say that there's an optimism in this country that has not been seen since the early to mid-1930s.

Just earlier this week, in a week that seems like it has been several years long already,

the leader of the free world wandered around on the roof, rambled something incoherent to reporters

because he had no idea that nobody could hear him.

And the people on the ground could only look up and wonder

what in god's name are you up to don't jump said absolutely nobody but i want to start off this

week show with a major announcement from Hollywood.

I mean, this is I think is probably the biggest news to come out of the industry, perhaps in my lifetime.

You may be aware that Tom Holman, the guy who is helping immigration and customs enforcement become the Gestapo.

He's recruiting a new ally.

I mean, this is like Elvis joining the army level earth shattering.

Who is it, you might ask?

What luminary from Hollywood is joining ice?

Hope you're sitting down?

Yes, none other than Dean Kane.

Who?

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