Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Trump trolls Trump, you know the show where someone

with a certain last name mercilessly mocks, relentlessly ridicules, another person who,

bizarrely uses the exact same last name. Damn it. As always, I'm going to let you decide who is who. It has now been 187 million

days, sorry, 187 days since the Trump regime came into power and, as promised, restored America

to its golden age. Yes, yes, my friends.

The Renaissance has arrived.

Can't you tell?

I mean, there's evidence everywhere.

So right now we're going to take a look back at week 26.

Yes, yikes, week 26.

Start with polls. I don't follow polls very closely. Don't get me wrong,

there are some very high quality polls out there, but there are a lot of not very high quality

polls that often aren't accurate, or they use really small sample sizes, or they skew in one

particular direction or another.

And also, I think oftentimes they're just a snapshot.

They're not necessarily predictive.

But it will shock you to know that Donald is a big fan of polling.

Well, kind of.

There's a caveat.

He loves polls when they show him doing well.

They become more important to him than just about anything. And he brags whenever the numbers are in his favor.

Here's the thing, though. Donald brags about his positive poll numbers even when he's down in the polls.

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