Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Trump trolls Trump.

You know, that show where one person with the last name of Trump relentlessly and quite frankly,

deservedly mocks another person with the last night Trump.

And I'm going to leave it to you because I trust you guys to figure out who is who.

We are now, hard to believe, 124 years, days, sorry, into the Trump regime.

And Donald is still doing what he does best.

Lying, being stupid.

No, actually, I know it's a stiff competition, but in this case, it's grifting.

He has tried to sell everything from stakes to Bibles, for God's sakes, without being struck by lightning, to coins, to non-fudgible tokens, guitars,

presidential trading cards, water, vodka.

But one of his latest ventures left a North Carolina couple

a little, shall we say, underwhelmed,

because I give you the Rump Watch.

What?

Let's go to WCIV News 4 out of Charleston.

I'm very disappointed.

I wanted to be a special thing for her.

And we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States.

Showing support for the president and love for his wife.

Just thought it was really nice.

It was beautiful.

And I knew it would be something that she'd like.

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