Remember back in the Pleistice, a senior, when Donald was sworn in for his second term?

It was five days ago.

Can you believe it?

Yeah, it feels longer because so much has happened this week, or in just five days.

The inauguration was actually on Monday.

We started off with a symbolic sign of the dysfunction to come when somebody

that's all his team could not figure out how to press play.

So the recording of the Armed Forces chorus that was supposed to be a backup for Carrie Underwood's performance of America, The Beautiful, just didn't work, which led to several awkward moments with a crowd standing around waiting for something, anything to happen.

Check it up.

Ladies and gentlemen, performing America the Beautiful, please welcome the Armed Forces Chorus and Carrie Underwood. Thank you. Really?

Also, you know, it's an inauguration.

You think the actual chorus could have bothered to show up?

But Donald's really cheap, and he's always acting like he has to put his hand in his pocket.

So that's probably why they decided to play a cassette date.

Anyway, Underwood finally decided to do the whole thing, Acapella.

And she urged the crowd to join us.

Unfortunately, for her sake, all of the Republicans,

especially Donald, don't know the words to America the Beautiful.

So it didn't go very well.

That was not the only outstanding.

That's probably the wrong word.

Performance of the week.

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