Hello, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Trump trolls Trump. Yes, it is that time

again where somebody with last name Trump mocks mercilessly relentlessly and quite frankly,

legitimately, some idiot who also has last name Trump. Am I giving the game away? No, I am not,

because as always, I trust you to decide who is whom in this scenario.

It may not seem like it, but it has been 82 years, sorry, days, days since the Trump regime came into power.

And I don't know if you guys can feel this. It's like a vibe.

The golden age has finally landed on America's shores, right?

I mean, it's incredible this feeling. I think, I think we should all be saying, hallelujah,

praise B, two phrases I have never in my life used before. So perhaps somebody should be mocking me.

I just gave something away. Anyway, let's move on and take a look back at week 11. Again, that, see, it seems so much longer.

First of all, on Wednesday, Donald tried to fix a problem. I mean, problem

is probably understating it, but a problem he himself created by calling for a 90-day pause

on the tariffs he imposed for all of the countries in the world except China, which is probably

illivaz.

The morning before the pause, he posted on its failing social media site that it was,

quote, a great time to buy, unquote, in a clear signal to insiders that something big was coming.

I think there's a phrase for what that is. There are two phrases

that come to mind, actually. One is, yes, insider trading and another one is market manipulation.

Both of those things, illegal, or at least they used to be. Even though Donald is now in a direct

trade war with one of our biggest trading partners,

you know, aforementioned China, he doesn't blame them, not at all.

He blames the quote unquote stupid people.

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