Trump Talks Deportation | Nick Di Paolo Show #1565
The Nick DiPaolo Show
Acid Tongue Inc.
4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2024
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about 45's Deportation plan, Hope, a Pap Slap and more!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going. I'm free. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh. |
| 0:15.0 | I'm... |
| 0:17.0 | I'll... I will... |
| 0:21.0 | I will... Oh, wow, wow. Oh yeah, how are you folks? |
| 0:36.0 | Oh yeah, how are you folks? Welcome on a Monday. |
| 0:41.0 | Excuse me. |
| 0:42.0 | Uh, damn it, cigarettes, a lot of them in Tampa. |
| 0:46.0 | Fucking, cocksucker. |
| 0:48.0 | It's sterile bird is disease. |
| 0:50.0 | Hey, I want to thank everybody that came out. |
| 0:54.5 | Tampa, mother of God, two standing ovations. |
| 0:58.4 | So I guess I brushed the rust off pretty quickly. |
| 1:02.2 | Outstanding crowds. Look, they bring me gifts. It's my second knife in a couple |
| 1:08.1 | of years. They think I'm Puerto Rican these guys. No offense. Florida Association of Hostage Negotiators |
| 1:16.0 | for those who make the car... |
| 1:18.0 | I didn't know you use a knife when you're in a hostage negotiation. |
| 1:21.0 | I mean the guy holding the hostage. What are you guys throwing? I see |
| 1:26.2 | him in the window of the bedroom. Very nice. NYPD. NYPD, honor dedication, blah, office of, this is a beautiful one. |
| 1:40.0 | These all spill out and I get pulled over. I thought yeah Jacksonville |
| 1:46.1 | police and then Department of Justice all kinds of gifts and shit. I mean honestly I love going down here. Killer |
| 1:57.5 | killer crowds thanks to the club and what else? |
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