Trump Survives White House Correspondents' Dinner Attempt
Head in the Office
HITO Media LLC
5.0 • 797 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
The boys discuss the very, very real assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Many people are saying this could have been a false flag in order to manufacture consent for Trump's White House ballroom, and the coincidences keep piling up! Dana Bash capitulates to right-wing framing when she asks if this happened because Democrats say “Trump is bad for the country,” prompting the HITO boys to dissect the double standard between right-wing criticism of Democrats and vice versa. Listen until the end for updates on the Iran war and the situation with Tucker Carlson!
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(0:00) Kash Patel gets cheated on
(2:40) Intro
(4:40) White House Correspondents Dinner chaos
(51:35) Iran & Lebanon updates
(58:10) Tucker Carlson's phony apology
(1:07:00) Ending/reviews
Seen on this episode:
White House Correspondents' Dinner -
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/26/us/correspondents-dinner-shooting-trump
https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/
https://www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/DXmOsF-iYNP/media
Iran updates - https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/world/middleeast/iranian-negotiators-set-to-return-to-pakistan-to-try-to-revive-truce-talks.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/world/middleeast/iran-united-states-israel-war-truce.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/world/middleeast/lebanon-israel-cease-fire.html
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Cash Patel has had a rough week. |
| 0:01.3 | Oh, yeah, yes. |
| 0:01.9 | He went from being accused of being a chronic drunk in the Atlantic, a story coming out |
| 0:06.6 | that he's soon to be fired. |
| 0:07.9 | He's on the chopping block. And then he's getting cucked at a shooting at the White House correspondent's dinner. Insane. And by cucked, he is getting cucked. It's really, really fucked up. And of course this episode, we're going to dive deep into everything that unfolded over the weekend. |
| 0:20.1 | What just a bonker story to drop before we record, by the way. |
| 0:22.8 | No, for a, what a weekend to just deep into everything that unfolded over the weekend. What a just a bonker story to drop before we record, by the way. |
| 0:23.0 | No, for a, what a weekend to just, what a story to just drop over a weekend where nothing was supposed to really happen. |
| 0:27.7 | Exactly, exactly. |
| 0:28.8 | But I want to talk about this a bit about Cash Patel first, because there's tons of stuff going on at the White House correspondent. |
| 0:33.1 | Lots of moving parts. |
| 0:34.0 | So many people with their own stories doing different things. We got fucking Erica Kirk crying as always, but not her crying face. There's some stuff I want to talk about with |
| 0:41.5 | Olivia Rheingold. I don't know if you saw it. I did see that. It's so funny, dude. But I want to start on Cash Mattel because, man, this guy's had a, had a rough time the past few weeks. So I'm to read this excerpt. This is from the New York |
| 0:51.8 | Times, and they were doing one of those live |
| 0:53.7 | update pages. And of course, all the fucking journalists |
| 0:55.7 | are in one room. So they can all offer |
| 0:57.7 | live update pages. And of course, all the fucking journalists are in one room. So they're all offer live updates. And this one's from the New York Times. It says, quote, Robert Kennedy Jr. and his wife, Cheryl Hines, came out and were ushered into the elevator. Then Janine Piro emerged. The FBI director, Cash Patel, came tearing across the hallway with two men in tow his girlfriend was hiding in a room |
| 1:11.8 | with another man who was holding her hand reporters are about to be taken back into the ballroom the show |
| 1:17.1 | will go on cuck patel cut cut cuttel dude man i can't imagine getting cucked at a live shooting incident |
| 1:23.2 | that's crazy that sucks i feel like this is a point in favor of the, she's a massage plant. |
| 1:27.7 | Oh yeah. |
| 1:28.1 | Gotta be, right? |
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