The convicted felon president, Cankel's mctocco tits, is either dipped into Elon Musk's

ketamine or he's having a full-blown dementia meltdown or both.

Who knows?

People within the MAGA echo chamber are saying they expect his health to collapse completely within 12 months.

And so he just is in the Oval and he just put on the most bat-shit bonkers presser

since the injecting of bleach to treat COVID.

I think this one might be even a little worse.

Kylie, play the first clip.

The event at the Gay Center, do you intend to take part in it? Will you have a part to play

on the cyber fit? I may play. I mean, I see the money that these soccer players,

you know, we call it soccer, but I see the money that these soccer players that make it, I may try and play, I'm a very good athlete. My son, my son is a very good athlete, and he's a good soccer player. He's on the tall side for soccer. He's six nine. That's pretty tall. That's pretty tall. It's on the tall side. It's on the tall side, but he's good. But no, I may,

I may put on shorts. I look extremely good in shorts and join the play. Okay. So much to unpack

there. The question was, will you have a part to play? Because the dementia and the health is so bad, because all the

blood is at the cancels. So canc's has no blood flow to his brain. He took that question literally

and says, I might play. The crowd kind of laughs, but he doubles down on his seriousness of it

and says that he's an

incredible athlete, which we all know is a complete lie, and says he looks good in shorts.

And so what I have to say is, Kanks, tee it up.

Get on your little short shorts.

Get out there and kick a soccer ball around because reports are you've been hiding your

cankles from the media for well over a month. I double dog

dare you to do it, Canks. Do it. All right. Play the next clip.

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