Trump Struggles to Fix What He Broke | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2018
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
President Trump spends a week trying to clean up his own messes, record-high temperatures plague the globe, and N.Y. congressional nominee Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stops by.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show everyone. Thank you so much for shooting in. I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:49.5 | Our guest tonight is the New York Congressional candidate who is taking the Democratic Party |
| 0:54.0 | by storm. Alexandria Ocasio-Corp, Texas, everybody. |
| 0:59.3 | So excited. But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. |
| 1:04.6 | Swash. Facebook is back in the news. And I hope Mark Zuckerberg has stocked up on his |
| 1:10.0 | sad face buttons. |
| 1:11.4 | All eyes are on Facebook this morning after the company took a major financial hit Wednesday |
| 1:16.6 | to the tune of tens of billions of dollars. |
| 1:20.2 | The shares of the world's largest social network plunging as much as 24% late Wednesday. |
| 1:26.3 | After Facebook missed Wall Street's earnings expectations, CEO Mark Zuckerberg himself |
| 1:31.6 | taking a nearly $17 billion hit. |
| 1:34.4 | We're investing so much in security that it will significantly impact our profitability. |
| 1:39.4 | We're starting to see that this quarter. |
| 1:41.4 | We're investing so much in probability. |
| 1:44.0 | We're investing so much. |
| 1:45.0 | How does that a human being's voice? I've still suckin' out. |
| 1:48.0 | I'll bet when Mark Zuckerberg tries to use Siri, the two of them just get into a feedback |
| 1:53.0 | loop. |
| 1:54.0 | I was like, I didn't quite get that, Mark. Here are some web results for that. |
| 1:57.4 | I didn't quite get that, Mark. |
| 1:59.4 | His voice is so weird. I bet he's never had a normal phone conversation because people |
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