Here's a video of the President of the United States having a mini stroke on live television.

Play the clip.

Me and I'm proud to officially name the undisputed, just when did this come out, Mr. Speaker,

the undisputed champion of beautiful clean call. We have to proceed.

Always, I don't use the word call, you know, needs a PR job because.

Okay. I am not a physician, but I am an armchair physician. And I just diagnosed that

as a mini stroke on live television. This happens a lot. And you can see he like lost his faculties

over his speech. And then after that, of course, he lies and says beautiful, clean coal, which

doesn't exist. And then I'm going to spare you guys from the embarrassing toddler style. Everybody

gets a trophy award presentation that ensued after the mini stroke live on television,

wherein a leader from the filthy, nasty, unsafe coal industry that has caused black lung,

cancer, and extremely exploited workers for decades in this country to live horrible, shitty

lives and have horrific painful deaths.

They made him a coal trophy, like that he's the coal warrior.

And he said there and he smiled like a little show pony.

No disrespect to ponies, like a little demon.

Because ponies are pretty cute, you know, like a thing about a little Shetland pony.

They're so cute.

And he stood there with his trophy.

And I just, I cannot continue to go on with this, the health decline and then this, the

ego of this man that he has to get a trophy from coal miners

and i guess we just all are going along with this and just watching our country commit suicide

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