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So for example, Trump was in Pennsylvania yesterday and I want to show you some of

the absolute bizarre clips from his speech.

Van Schitzenpance, who we should really just refer to him as not even Trump anymore.

It should just be, Van Schitzenpence, starts off strong, really strong, or strongly, as he would tell you, by saying he didn't even want to be there.

Did a load of that shit.

The guy is having people at a rally,

and he says he doesn't even want to be here.

Play the clip.

If I didn't have to be here, I could be in a beautiful beach. I could be in a gorgeous beach somewhere in the world.

The sun beaming down on this beautiful body and a bathing suit.

The sun would be beaming down, the waves would be crashing into my face.

Instead, I'm here with you in Pennsylvania, and I'd rather be doing that.

I mean, could you imagine the waves crashing on his face?

And the orange shit just dripping off of it with the hair?

You know, the one piece over there, if you ever saw him like listen to my book,

disloyal or you read it.

You know, there's one hair that goes down to the shoulder that he

flops over, flip flat flop. I assure you, Donald Trump has been in the water

probably since he was six, seven years old. Anyway, he then goes on,

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