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I'm not sure what that means, but good evening, everyone. So President Trump recently said he

never went to Epstein Island, but Bill Clinton went there 28 times. Clinton defended himself by saying it was the only way to use his frequent pervert Miles.

Singer Katie Perry was spotted on a date with Canada's former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Ew.

I know. Who knew she was a lesbian?

Kissed a girl for sure.

In a recent poll, young men struggled to name any masculine leader within the Democratic Party except Obama,

causing the pollsters to ask, which one?

He has a stepbrother.

Doesn't he have a stepbrother?

Rick.

Rick.

Rick Obama.

Rick Hussein Obama.

Geese have reportedly caused a popular beach in Finland

to be covered in a shocking amount of poop.

Defined shocking amount of poop, said Joe Biden's night nurse.

Coors Light is now offering their own deodorant.

Wow.

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