Things have gone from bad to worse for Donald Trump since his interview with Elon Musk in a desperate move to recapture the momentum that has slipped away from his tiny fingers,

Donald decided to return to X, which he vowed he'd never do, to make

his first post in 11 months and do a virtual interview with the right-wing billionaire, and as

you'll see, it turned out to be a complete and utter train wreck.

Now before we get into the interview which was filled with crazy statements and spray tanned

ramblings let me first give you the data on how poorly this event went for

Donald Trump numbers-wise.

According to Guardian reporter Hugo Lowell, the live stream maxed out at 1.2 million

listeners, which is basically half of Fox News's audience in the 6 p.m. hour.

That is an incredibly bad turnout when you consider Musk has 194 million followers and Trump has 89 million which tells me

that nobody outside the MAGA echo chamber tuned in or cares what these two lugs have to say

with that in mind let's kick things off with our first

clip of diaper Don slurring his words and vowing to shut down the Department of

Education. And what I'm going to do, one of the first acts, and this is where I need an Elon Musk.

I need somebody that has a lot of strength and courage and smarts.

I want to close up Department of Education, move education back to the states.

He's always bragged about lovingly poorly educated so I guess this isn't very surprising but what was surprising was when he called Kamala Harris beautiful and compared her to Malania in a bizarre run-on sentence about her

time magazine cover. She's terrible but he's getting a free writer. I saw a

picture of her on Time magazine today she looked like the most beautiful actress ever to live. It was a drawing. And actually, she looked very much like a great first lady, Malania. She looked, she looked, she looked, she looked, sheya, she didn't look, she didn't look like Camilla, that's right,

but of course she's a beautiful woman, so we'll leave it at that, right?

Not sure if that was a Freudian slip or if Trump got Harris confused with his

wife due to his rapid cognitive decline but either way nobody wants to hear a

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