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Well, the clown car has gotten bigger. The biggest of the incompetent, unethical, no character,

dipshit freak show has been appointed by Donald Trump to be the FBI director, none other

than Cash Patel, who is, let me just tell you, who thought he was too inexperienced, kooky

conspiracy theorist, written to be a deputy at the Federal Bureau of

Investigation, that would be Bill Barr, who by all accounts was Trump's henchman.

Corrupt.

I mean, corrupt does all get out.

Corrupt is all get out.

But he said in his book, Cash Patel, incompetent, cooky, has no experience.

Couldn't even be a deputy under Bill Barr. And now Donald Trump has appointed him. And I just want to say,

we caught a clown cart and it is. But it is, these people are

freaks. Cash Patel's claim to fame is he's on Steve Bannon's podcast all the time. He's never

met a conspiracy. He didn't like, he's like the Laura Lumer male version of conspiracies. He's all

about the deep state. And so here we go, rolling in to the

Lawless 2025 with Cash Patel, just incompetent in all regards to be the FBI director.

So obviously, I read a lot of the news this weekend,

and I saw these images of Cash Patel.

And it's like he's wearing these scarves and these sweatshirts,

and it's K, and then he has a dollar sign.

Right.

S-H.

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