Trump’s Wild Week: Oval Office Rants & Venezuela Escalation
The Trawl
Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss
4.7 • 867 Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Christmas is coming, and so is the unhinged consumerism. Jemma and Marina kick off with Quality Street meltdowns, £9 hot chocolates and the most pointless gifts known to humankind, before swan-diving into the real seasonal horror: politics.
Meanwhile, across the pond, Trump’s week has been a carnival of chaos. From Oval Office rants and sexist jabs at reporters, to killing-without-trial allegations involving his newly promoted “War Secretary” Pete Hegseth, and a wildly hypocritical pardon, your jaws will be left on the floor. Then it’s Venezuela, airspace brinkmanship, and a potential war brewing while MAGA pretends everything’s fine.
There are billionaire bros at the Ukraine-Russia peace table, a leaked “peace plan” which looks like a kleptocrat’s wish list.
Crazy geo politics, Christmas rage, capitalism on steroids, Vogue’s worst recipe crime and an Underrated of the Week that’ll make you cry-laugh.
Another wild week. Another industrial-sized trawl.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral? |
| 0:03.0 | I haven't thought about it yet, but it certainly is something I could conceive of. |
| 0:07.0 | I love West Virginia. |
| 0:08.0 | You know, I won with West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere. Hello and welcome to the trawl where armed with coffee and a slowly eroding sense of optimism, |
| 0:30.9 | we sift through the week's political sludge so you don't have to. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm Gemma Forte. |
| 0:36.2 | And I'm Marina Perkis. And how is the Christmas shopping gang trawlers? |
| 0:41.7 | Hopefully better than Rossid Woods over on Instagram, who is now very angry at Quality Street. |
| 0:47.8 | Are you taking the fucking festive piss? First it was Skidmucks and Spencer trying to ruin our Christmas. |
| 0:53.7 | Now it's Qualoletay Street. |
| 0:55.7 | 2699 for a tub. I would expect them to come in a fucking wheelbarrow. |
| 1:01.5 | Couldn't mind. No one likes that. Anyway, apart from the purple one. |
| 1:05.6 | You know what, Lee Slay? The only reason we buy these... |
| 1:08.2 | ... tweets at Christmas is to give them to our grandparents |
| 1:11.5 | so they can use the tin |
| 1:13.1 | as a fucking sewing box |
| 1:15.0 | oh, you fake cabrie load of shit |
| 1:18.6 | he won't return in his fucking grave |
| 1:20.9 | there I've said it |
| 1:21.9 | the UK's finished |
| 1:23.4 | and so is fucking Christmas |
| 1:25.0 | Oh |
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