Trump’s Spiritual Advisor Resigns Amid Allegations He Molested Child

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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Dear Heavenly Followers,

We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! 😇 In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into the jaw-dropping scandal involving Trump’s spiritual advisor Robert Morris, who resigned amid allegations he molested a 12-year-old. We also cover Trump’s purely evil suggestion for migrant fighting leagues, his ironic all-caps endorsement of the Ten Commandments, Biden’s lead in the polls, even Fox News cutting away from Trump’s insane gibberish, and George Santos starting an OnlyFans account. Here’s your holy recap:

Episode Highlights:

Trump’s Migrant Fighting Leagues 🥊: Trump’s evil suggestion and the history behind this idea.
Trump’s Spiritual Advisor Resigns Amidst Allegations 🚨: The scandal of Trump’s spiritual advisor Robert Morris. Watch God puke his guts out over pastors who raced to defend him online.
All Caps Ten Commandments 📜: Trump’s enthusiastic endorsement of the Ten Commandments and the irony of it all.
Biden vs. Trump in the Polls 📊: Analyzing the latest polls showing Biden beating Trump and what this means for the upcoming election.
Fox News Cuts Away From Trump 📺: Watch God and Jesus laugh at the moment even Fox News cut away from Trump’s incoherent speech.
George Santos on OnlyFans 📸: The absurdity of George Santos starting an OnlyFans account.

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