Sorry, we're late, everybody. The fascist president of the United States of America just gave the longest address to Congress slash stay of the union we've ever seen. Hey, Nick. How you doing?

Is that right? Is that measured? Are you just saying things like Trump says things?

No. I'm fairly certain that is the longest address to Congress slash stay of the union we've ever seen.

I mean, psychically, it's really felt that way, so I won't argue with you.

I, you know, honestly, Nick, watching that putrid speech for as long as it went and as many lies and as much trauma as it involved.

I felt like I died.

I recycled back through the carmic chain and then came back and found myself right where I left off.

Well, you know what it was for me?

It's like because it started out awful.

Then it got really poor.

It got worse. Yeah. Like, like, it just boring. Like, I could barely get my eyes open. And then it got awful all over again. And then it got

even worse. And then they decided in the last two percent of the speech that maybe they should

make it a speech. Yeah. They still haven't figured how to write for this guy.

They have no idea how to write a speech for this, man. Because there is a way. Like, we understand the speech pattern. We understand the thought process and how he does it. There is a way you could write it that wouldn't be. Because, like, if it's Miller or whoever's writing these things, it is that the prose their writing is so so, it's like a seventh grade, you know, like running for council or whatever, class president thing. It's horrible. It's bad. And

it turns out that when you have a complete and utter narcissist who only gets off on being

worshipped and the fealty of sycophants that it doesn't work out. Hey, everybody, welcome to the live

Macrake post address of Congress reaction show and analysis. For those of you, and Nick,

I have noticed that a lot of the people who attend these things and listen these things,

they have decided that they don't want to

listen to Donald Trump speak. They don't want to participate in this. And they rely on us to tell

them what happened and what occurred. There's no other way to put it. This was an absolute

shit show on every possible level. We'll get into the specifics.

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