It is Friday, August 1st.

This is the warning.

And boy, oh boy, is there great news across America?

A tremendous jubilation welling up from the people over the announcement by Donald Trump of the new $200 million ballroom that will take the place of the

demolished East Wing at the White House. This ballroom will be donated by anonymous money and by Trump himself as a gift to the nation.

Well, at any rate, let's look at Donald Trump and his aesthetic taste.

We are proud to announce that the construction of the new White House ballroom will begin.

For 150 years, presidents, administrations, and White House staff have longed for a large event space on the White House complex that can hold substantially more guests than currently allowed.

President Trump has expressed his commitment to solving this problem on behalf of future administrations and the American people.

The White House is one of the most beautiful and historic buildings in the world.

Yet the White House is currently unable to host major functions, honoring world leaders in other countries,

without having to install a large and unsightly tent approximately 100 yards away from the main building's entrance.

The White House State Ballroom will be a much-needed, an exquisite addition of approximately 90,000 total square feet of innately designed and carefully crafted space with a seated capacity of 650 people, which is a significant increase

from the 200-person seated capacity in the east room of the White House.

This was Ronald Reagan's Oval Office. This was President Carter's, President Ford's, President

Clinton's, President George Herbert Walker Bush, President George Walker Bush, President Obama, and now the Donald.

I guess this is what happens when you live in a world where the DNA of three people can make a single child. It's as if you had

Nero, a pimp, and Liberace, and their DNA all take and mixed together to produce the

Donald's. And let's just call it an unusual aesthetic. Can you imagine the pure shock, if you're a foreign leader, a dignitary, a general, anybody who comes to the Oval Office, who has ever been in the Oval Office before, any person who has respect for the workspace of what was really a type of citadel of democracy.

No longer.

Now, it is the place where Stephen Miller lurks and where the masked men receive their orders from.

By the way, in addition to the $200 million ballroom,

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