Trump's Pervy Epstein Bday Card Released & MAGA Allies Run Cover | Patrick McEnroe

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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With Trump’s cryptic and sexually suggestive birthday card to Epstein revealed, Michael Kosta dives into a lazy cover-up by the White House, a possible quid pro quo to buy Ghislaine Maxwell’s silence, and an excuse to blame it on Biden. Sports War: Michael Kosta and Ronny Chieng spar over the biggest headlines in sports, including drunk crowds at the U.S. Open, Jalen Carter’s spit-tacular start to the NFL season, and AI coming for jobs in minor league baseball. Former professional tennis player and International Tennis Hall of Fame president, Patrick McEnroe, and fellow former pro tennis player, Michael Kosta, dissect last week’s U.S. Open, which McEnroe commented on for ESPN. McEnroe discusses the men’s final between Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner and how the two powerhouses are pushing each other and the sport forward, the importance of players like women’s finalist Amanda Anisimova being open about their mental health, and how one of the biggest disruptions to tennis fans at the tournament was Trump’s attendance. McEnroe also recalls how he and his brother, John McEnroe, first got into tennis and what lessons the sport has taught him about resilience and independence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:18.5	This is The Daily Show with your host Michael Costas.
1:44.6	Thank you. Hell yeah. Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Michael Costa. We've got so much to talk about tonight, including the big developments in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal, aka the longest episode of To Catch a Predator ever.
1:48.5	So, let's get into it with our continuing coverage of the very normal and not shady handling of the Epstein files.
1:58.1	It's pretty boring stuff.
2:02.2	You might remember back in July, the Wall Street Journal released a bombshell report that Trump had given Jeffrey Epstein a creepy birthday card that suggested the two of them had a dark sexual secret.
2:14.2	Although obviously any sexual secret is a dark sexual secret. No one's ever been like,
2:19.9	don't tell anyone, but I like missionary. Now, of course, Trump completely denied this card even
2:28.1	existed. And just to be sure, they even asked the woman who compiled all of Jeffrey Epstein's
2:33.2	birthday cards, and luckily
2:34.9	she had 20 years of free time.
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