Donald, again, a man of very few skills, is, is credit where credit is a grifter par excellence.

With him in the Oval Office, everything is for sale from anywhere at any time, including from the Oval Office, which I know it doesn't matter, is actually unconstitutional.

Watch this from what happened yesterday.

See that?

Trump was right about everything.

Just came in.

Somebody said, I said, this was sent in by a fan. I said, I think we should make some of them, right? But we were, pretty much. You want one? Are you allowed to take one? No, not. I know him well. He's sort of a stiff. Brian, you're not a stiff. He's sort of a stiff guy. He'll take other things, but not a free hat.

Always say yes to the president.

Always say yes to the president.

Would anybody like one?

Oh, what a grotesque little man.

About whom am I speaking, you may ask, all of them. By the way, that hat was meant for me.

I guess signals got crossed. So Donald is now using his executive order signing ceremonies to sell themed merchandise, which raises funds to support his political agenda,

hatchacked anybody, and a potential future run. Sales contribute to a growing $50 million war chest.

Or is it the Logan Act?

I'll double check on that.

I think it's the hatchet.

Anyway, the black MAGA caps, which were popularized by Elon Musk,

who for some bizarre reason thinks he's edgy, have generated $1.6 million in sales

since the 2024 election, nearly doubling red hat sales. I guess because people think they're

so cool because Elon Musk wore one, which is a sad commentary on the human condition.

A Gothic font version, Musk wore at CPAC, has brought in $400,000.

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