Here we go. FBI director Cash Patel is reportedly considered a joke inside the White House,

and his days with the Trump administration are numbered. That's because he's, quote,

a giant douche canoe. That's right, a giant douche canoe.

According to Anthony Salsbury, Christy Nome's number two inside Homeland Security.

Salisbury, while discussing potential deployment of the 82nd Airborne to Portland,

also called Cash Patel Trump's lap dog for firing more than 15 FBI agents who were photographed kneeling during the 2020 George Floyd protests. The Minnesota Star Tribune reporting Salsbury said,

quote, this is how Cash Patel survives. He will do this stuff for the man, unquote.

Salisbury said all this while debating the need for soldiers in Portland

where demonstrations only average 30 protesters a day.

In 2020, more than 15 FBI agents kneeled near FBI headquarters,

successfully de-escalating an angry confrontation with George Floyd protesters.

Then FBI director, Christopher Ray, said the agents violated no policy.

Current FBI director, Cash Patel, fired the agents, accusing them of poor judgment.

In announcing their dismissals, Patel said the FBI kneels before no one, unless, of course,

it's our Lord and Savior Donald Trump.

Patel, confirmed by one vote, has no law enforcement experience other than briefly serving

as a federal prosecutor.

In an obscenity-laced tweet, Patel also confirmed the firing of an FBI agent who refused to participate in former FBI director James Comey's perp walk.

But on Wednesday, when Comey was actually arraigned, after being indicted for lying to

Congress, he was brought in through the back door with no perp walk. Patel also accused of

bungling the Charlie Kirk assassination, getting in the way of investigators, and grabbing false credit for the

arrest after prematurely announcing it via Twitter while dining at an exclusive Manhattan restaurant.

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