Trump’s Iran Speech, Birthright Ctznship, Mr. Noem’s Fake Jugs, Frank/Quite Frankly | 4/1/26
Matt Christiansen Live
Matt Christiansen
4.8 • 587 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 158 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Isn't it a little bit homophobic that were so focused on the straits of Hummus and not the gays of Hummus? |
| 0:06.0 | Yes, I agree, yes, for sure. |
| 0:08.0 | Why do you think they're willing to leave the gays of Humus behind? |
| 0:11.0 | I think it's just history, historically, like, you know, gays have always been very discriminated against, which is wrong in so many levels. |
| 0:19.0 | Even in war. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, even in war. It just takes more reform in government, obviously, and then also educating society. Just feel like if we're gonna go and say, we can't leave the gay people behind. I don't think we should go in there at all, but if we're going to, the gaze of Homoos, we could turn it into Fire Island. For sure. |
| 0:41.7 | In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. |
| 0:47.7 | Those with loaded guns and those who dig. |
| 0:54.8 | Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress |
| 0:58.2 | at the headwaters of the Missouri. |
| 1:01.0 | This is Matt Christensen Live. |
| 1:08.8 | Hello and welcome to the show this is Matt Christensen live, a proud duct tape production for Wednesday, April 1st, 20, 26. Thank you for tuning in with us tonight for his usual monthly appearance. |
| 1:25.6 | Is our friend Frank from quite frankly find the show |
| 1:29.2 | weeknights at 7eastern quite frankly dot TV happy april fools day frank happy april fools to you as well |
| 1:37.4 | everybody out there well it is a special stream tonight because we are competing with the |
| 1:42.1 | president of the united states so frank you wisely texted me why Why don't we just tune in to what the president is saying? |
| 1:48.6 | Don't try to beat him. Join him. So we will do that as soon as he's live here momentarily. |
| 1:54.6 | It's supposed to happen. I guess an address about Iran. And Frank and I will discuss that until the bottom of the hour after that. |
| 2:03.1 | Joshy Boy and Mark Aaron will join. We'll get into the rest of the week's news, |
| 2:05.9 | birthright citizenship at the Supreme Court and whatever's going on with Christy Nome's husband |
| 2:10.4 | and all the rest. If we have some time, Frank, we'll talk about some of those topics as well. |
| 2:14.5 | You mean the bimbofication of the bimbofication? |
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