I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers on this.

Happy days are almost here again in just about two days now.

A little, I don't know, not even, a little less than two days.

I will be in Washington, D.C. live for the inauguration.

In fact, my show, the Michael Null Show, will kick off all of Daily Wires coverage for the inauguration. In fact, my show, the Michael Nulls show, will kick off all of

Daily Wires coverage for the inauguration, I guess at 8.30 Eastern, and then we'll roll through,

and then President Cofephe comes back into power, and it's going to be great. For a little preview

of what we can expect over the next four years, the producers have compiled some of the greatest hits so far. Here are the best of

President Trump's nicknames. Little pencil neck. Chef, watermelon head. Pocohantus? Crooked Hillary.

Crazy birdie. Laughing Kamala. L.A. F. F. I.N. Apostrophe. Ron Sanctimonious.

Alfredi Newman. Birdbrain. Tampon Tim. Sleepy Joe Biden. Obama. L-A-F-F-F-I-N-A-F-I-N-A-N-A-F-E-F-I-N-A-L-A-F-F-I-N-B-B-B-B-A-L-A-V-A-L-A-F-N-L-A-V-A-L-A-F-N-L-A-L-A-F-N-L-A-L-A-L-A-L-A-F-F-I-N-closophy.

Love it. What are we going to have next for all these senators who are trying to hold up his nominees?

What are we going to have next for the Prime Minister of Denmark? Oh, can you imagine?

When we send the F-35s over Greenland to take over? Oh, man, I can't wait. Now we turn to, it's called we do a little trolling.

We do a little trolling.

It's called we do a little trolling.

You know, she said she had 33,000 emails,

and the emails were for her yoga lessons.

You know, she's not big into yoga.

If she is, she's not getting her money as worth.

Oh, here's another one.

Go home to mom.

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