TRUMP'S FAST & FURIOUS F-UP!!!

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Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	You have found the Titus podcast Armageddon Update with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Hyland.
0:07.4	And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.
0:13.2	I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update war.
0:17.4	What is it good for?
0:20.4	Well, except to make a small dictator
0:23.6	feel like a big man,
0:26.6	to make him feel as tall as the lifts in his tiny boots make him feel.
0:30.6	Oh man.
0:31.6	President Trump threw himself a birthday party and nobody showed up,
0:35.6	yet between 5 and 11 million showed up to protest Kim Jong
0:38.7	Orange imagine having your birthday party and not only did no one show up but the whole
0:50.6	school showed up outside your house to flick burgers on your house.
0:54.8	Happy birthday, Dick Trader.
0:57.0	We had a senator this last week thrown to the ground.
1:00.1	On your back.
1:01.2	If you're asking a question of our head of DHS and clearance rack sex doll impersonator dog murderer, Christy Noem.
1:11.1	Christy, yeah. We have the head of a Department of Homeland Security named Christy with an eye so she can put a heart on it.
1:19.9	At what point does plastic surgery become a mental illness?
1:23.6	And this is just the beginning, people.
1:25.5	Things are happening so fast, we here on the podcast, can't keep up.
1:28.5	We had troops on the ground in L.A.
1:30.2	where there was no violence at all.
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