TRUMP’S "DUMBOCRATS" & THE BLUE POND!
Opie Radio
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
4.0 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Also in this episode:
The Assignment: Mocking Kevin Hart’s "hungover" roast recap. Did everyone actually understand the assignment, or is Kevin just still drunk?
National Limerick Day: Opie drops the hammer on Ron with a custom limerick involving his legless dad and his mom's high-society "Kennedy cousin" escape.
The 500-Foot Bee Invasion: How 8 bees ended up in a Manhattan high-rise after a freak bee truck accident.
The Meat Tier List: Ron reveals the world's most consumed meats—and no one saw the "Geese and Duck" stats coming.
Medical Mystery: Ron’s massive back skin tag makes an unwanted guest appearance.
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| 0:00.0 | Bpa, ba, ba, ba. Look, look back, everybody. Ron is. Ron is back. Hey, what's going on, Ron? Once again, none of this Tony P. Flat Earth bullshit. You're going to get the real story. I like the Tony P. Me and then, it's a Cooper. I'm going to give it to you. I like the Tony P because he wants to be known as a regular Joe. He's an everyday guy. He's an everyday guy. Just going to work. He's just going to his blue collar job. I like that. And when he says the everyday guy, what does he do? Huh. Who is the, is it Mr. Not Mr. Roper. Who is the Is it Mr. |
| 0:37.9 | Not Mr. Roper? |
| 0:39.1 | Who is the handyman? |
| 0:40.8 | Huh? |
| 0:42.6 | Furly. |
| 0:43.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.2 | That's him. |
| 0:45.3 | When Tony says he's the everyday man, |
| 0:48.2 | if you watch his social media videos, |
| 0:50.5 | it's usually him in traffic going, |
| 0:52.6 | ah, |
| 0:53.3 | peep in and yelling, and because he has to get to work to do what? Yeah. It's usually him in traffic going, ah, beep in and yelling. |
| 0:55.3 | And because he has to get to work to do what? |
| 0:59.4 | Unclog a toilet. |
| 1:01.0 | That's, dude. |
| 1:02.4 | That's the everyday man. |
| 1:04.0 | You know how many people have jobs like that? |
| 1:05.9 | Don't mock people that unclogged toilets, |
| 1:08.0 | you son of a bitch. |
| 1:08.8 | We're trying to grow an audience because we are the outlaws of podcasting. |
| 1:14.1 | You know, I really do think we're getting momentum because I... |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah. |
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