Trump's Classified Documents

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🗓️ 13 June 2023

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Donald Trump has been indicted..for a second time for the mishandling of classified documents. We take a look back at the headlines about Trump clogging toilets with printed papers, what was in the boxes Donald Trump took from the White House, and his litany of excuses, ranging from blaming Barack Obama to “Everyone takes work home with them.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	BAM!
0:03.6	Don't know what's Johnson and Johnson baby powder Trump.
0:09.8	The ex-president most likely to be a surprise judge
0:12.3	at a wet t-shirt contest.
0:14.3	Yesterday, the government office
0:16.3	that keeps presidential records
0:18.9	asked the Justice Department
0:21.4	to investigate Trump's improper handling
0:24.4	of official documents.
0:25.7	And like, at this point, I'm wondering
0:28.2	if there are any laws that Trump hasn't broken.
0:31.0	You know?
0:32.2	Like, if there was a Guinness book of world records
0:34.3	for crime, he'd probably steal the book.
0:37.4	But yeah, according to reports,
0:38.9	Trump would rip up papers after he read them, right?
0:42.2	He took boxes of material with him tomorrow,
0:43.9	logo, and now we're learning that Trump
0:46.0	did the most Trump thing that he possibly could have done
0:50.2	with some of these documents.
0:51.6	We're beginning with breaking news.
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