Trump's Chaos Is the Only Constant | Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds & Teddy Riley

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Daily News, Comedy, News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2020

⏱️ 27 minutes

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President Trump remains consistently chaotic, Roy Wood Jr. mixes a quarantine cocktail, and Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds and Teddy Riley discuss their R&B Instagram battle. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BOW!
0:03.7	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.6	Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:09.6	I'm Trevor Noah, and today is officially day 38 of our Staying Inside to try and prevent
0:15.2	the spread of coronavirus.
0:16.7	And here's your quarantine tip of the day.
0:18.3	If you're in lockdown with a romantic partner, now is the time to try some roleplay, you know?
0:25.0	You can pretend to be all of the people you're not allowed to see, like your trainer,
0:28.5	your barber, your accountant, and no sex, they just do the actual job.
0:32.6	Oh, are you here to do my taxes?
0:35.2	Yeah, I'm going to do the taxes.
0:36.6	Okay, cool. I'm going to do the dishes.
0:38.3	Anyway, on tonight's episode, coronavirus has killed spelling.
0:42.0	Germany is getting sober, and we check in with the commander in chaos.
0:46.9	So let's get into it.
0:47.7	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:52.0	From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.
0:56.6	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.
1:00.2	Here's a dish.
1:02.4	You know, in the age of corona, keeping up with the news can feel a little demoralizing.
1:08.0	It's like we've been on a spirit airlines flight for a month.
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