As if getting destroyed on the debate stage and tanking your candidacy in Arizona wasn't bad enough,

Donald Trump packed his bags and flew to Southern California where he proceeded to light his own campaign on fire.

But before we dive into this one, here was a fox anchor telling the audience that

Donald Trump was running late, an hour and a half late, to be exact, which she tries to brush off as no big deal.

It is pushed back a bit. It was supposed to start about an hour ago. We're told by the campaign about 20 minutes more before the president, the former president, comes out.

Not off to a hot start in the sunny state of California. Then, after showing up 90 minutes later,

the convicted felon started out by promoting his own golf course

which I'll skip because I don't want to give him the free promo and then started his

speech by complaining about how he does not like campaigning.

We don't want this for our country.

That's why I'm doing this.

I don't like doing this other than I know you all have the nicest view you're going to ever have.

Then do us all a favor and please stop. We don't like you

campaigning either and we had that nice view before you came and stunk up our

state. But it seems one of the reasons Donald doesn't like campaigning is because it causes severe memory issues and cognitive glitches.

Here he was forgetting who he was running against again, referring to Kamala Harris as well take a listen.

Not only is comrade Howard I mean if you take a look at this but not only is comrade

Camala. Comrade Howard is that one of the Kremlin agents who currently has him on

payroll I mean that is as bad as it gets so to escape from the humiliation of

botching his opponent's name, he shifted topics to one that he is a little

more familiar with, which is the southern border in another crazy rant that really did not resonate with any Californians.

So one thing I'm going to do for California, vote for me California,

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