The only reason MAGA doesn't like Secretary,

former Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg is because he's gay.

They'll say it's for a lot of other reasons,

but the gay part of him is what really gets them going the most.

So Trump, when he is sworn in,

he appoints a guy named Sean Deffy.

And some rather alarming footage has arisen of Sean Deffy,

and we would like to show it to you all

because it's very important to see.

You know, to show it to you all because it's very important to see.

Of course on this trip, I had to ask about everyone's favorite topic, S-E-X.

Holy shit.

Okay, so here's the thing.

I don't really care about this kind of stuff because I'm not some prude or I'm not a pearl clutcher, but evangelical MAGA Republicans really give a shit about this stuff.

Like it is, if video like this existed of Pete Buttigieg, it would be career ending.

It would end his career because Democrats are held to a standard that's up here and there

is zero standard for MAGA Republicans,

no standard whatsoever.

Well, okay, regarding that, I think that everyone in the United States has completely decided

that Republicans having no morals, no ethics, no character being fraudsters, deceitful, sexual predators.

That's just hunky dory. That's fine.

Democrats are held to a standard of what a normal politician should adhere to.

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